The Enchanting Pets of the Sheng Dynasty: A Taoist Nun’s Thousand-Year Romance

Who else can relate? It’s bad enough that I transmigrated into the weakest Taoist nun at Qingxu Temple, but now I’ve got a snarky System in my head that pesters me every day to make matching love knots for monsters!

I’m all thumbs and can barely tie my own shoelaces, so the knots I make look like Taotie chewed them up. Meanwhile, the System keeps roasting me: “This Host should start over from scratch! Even Shushi would find this knot too scratchy to swallow!”

Then the aloof Daoist Master Xuan Chen sees one and actually blushes as he slips it into the pouch he wears close to his body?! Is he out of his mind or what?

Prince Yong’s schemes are like child’s play. He can’t even manage to leave a Dark Yin Stone anywhere but right at my feet. The System’s shop sells “Modern Guides to Avoiding Scams” that are less useful than toilet paper, and the potato chips I bought for 50 merit points were snatched up by Taotie as if they were sacrificial offerings!

The most ridiculous part is the thousand-year love story. My past-life memories with Xuan Chen are longer than an old woman’s bound feet, and every flashback just repeats, “Wait for me” and “I’ll wait for you.” Can’t you two just say it all at once?

Now the System has issued another mission: make matching love knots for the entire monster realm to hit its KPI. Help! How much more ridiculous can this book get?! (But why do I kind of want to see the Daoist Master wearing one of my lopsided red strings, anyway?)