Records of Demonic Pets in the Sheng Dynasty: Taoist Nun's Thousand Years of Love

Who in the family understands? Even if I transform into a Taoist nun who is the best at Qingxu Temple, there is also a broken mouth system bound to my brain, forcing me to make concentric knots for monsters every day! I am a handicapped person who can't even tie my shoelaces. The knot I made is so crooked that it looks like it has been gnawed by gluttons. The system is still complaining like crazy: "I suggest the host to go back to the kiln and remake it! This knot will hurt your mouth even if you throw it around!" When the cold Taoist priest Xuan Chen saw it, he blushed and put it in his personal purse? ! Was he caught in the door? Hey! King Yong's conspiracy is like playing house, and even a Xuanyin Stone can be forgotten at my feet; the "Modern Anti-Pit Guide" sold in the system mall is useless than toilet paper, and the potato chips bought for 50 merit points are actually eaten by gluttons as tribute! The most outrageous thing is the thousand-year love line - the memories of my past life with Xuan Chen are longer than the old woman's foot-binding cloth. Every flashback repeats "you wait for me" and "I wait for you". Can't the big brother and big sister say it all at once? Now the system has released a new task: compiling KPIs for the entire demon world. Help! When will this crappy book become so popular? (But why do I want to see the Taoist priest wear the crooked melon-split maroon rope I made? Hey!)