My Superpower Isn't Exactly Proper

A new book from a veteran author. Read with confidence. Also known as *My System Is Not Quite Right*, *All My Powers Follow Rules*, *Lord of Devouring*, *Plant-Type Abilities*, *I'm a Detective in Another World*, *Special Incident Investigation Report*, and *The Dawn of Calamity Across All Worlds*. I transmigrated into a corpse, got parasitized by a plant, and awakened a very abnormal System. I thought things were finally looking up, but all the abilities I drew turned out to be utterly ridiculous. [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you drew a pack of magical toilet paper with the abilities to wipe, block, and heal.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you drew some Rage Chili Strips. Eating them will send you into a berserk state.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you drew the Fifty-Fifty skill. It gives you a fighting chance against any opponent.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you drew the Don't Laugh skill. Whoever laughs will grow weaker.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you drew a catgirl. No funny business.]