[Travel and lie down + system overhaul + flourishing operation]
996 The social animal Zhang Tao accidentally traveled through the Tang Dynasty for five years and was bound to the cheating express blind box system - the packages he signed for every day could make him ascend to heaven on the spot!
While others were playing tricks in the Xuanwu Gate, he stayed at home and used solar panels to connect to the host, and used a self-heating hot pot to kidnap Princess Jinyang as a teammate. Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty held up a jade seal to ask for the secret recipe for pickled cabbage noodles. Princess Changle secretly pawned the golden armor to exchange for game skins, while he looked at the 90,000 boxes of spicy strips and 400,000 rounds of bullets that arrived today and slapped his forehead:
"What do I need this M4A1 automatic rifle for?!"
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