Worthless from the start? No problem! I've got an adorable baby who defies the heavens! My five-and-a-half-year-old son points at the Demon Lord in the sky and shouts fearlessly, "Ugly freak, try bullying my mother again!" A bolt of heavenly lightning strikes, and the Demon Lord turns to ash in an instant! My brilliant son, are you sure you're here to protect me and not to overthrow the Three Realms? Just when I don't know what to do, my son secretly slips me a list of the most handsome men in the world: "Don't be afraid, Mother. Next time there's a fight, I'll call in some backup for you!" Could this kid be my golden finger?! How many secret identities does he still have up his sleeve? A mysterious identity, an astonishing background, and one hidden ability after another are revealed! Is this really my "five-and-a-half-year-old" adopted son?
