After Entering the Tomb Robbing Novel, I Survived by Going Crazy

I, Su Yuan, a 996 social animal who died suddenly at my workstation, opened my eyes and turned into a wild NPC in Tomb Raider Notes. The bound fishing system is more PUA than my boss: "Dear, scolding the blood corpse a few times will build up resentment points, and you can exchange it for an anti-trap guide~" So Facing Zhang Qiling's peerless beauty, I said, "Handsome guy, this tomb-breaking KPI is harder to beat than my performance. How about we change jobs?" Fighting against the forbidden woman's life-threatening hair, I said: "Back! Back! Back! Your hairstyle is even more outrageous than the cake my boss painted!" Standing in front of the bronze door, I took out a thermos cup and poured a ton of coffee: "Ultimate, right? Wait for me to check in first..." Later, the Bingshan guy suddenly held down my cursing mouth and said, "Don't make any noise, Moyu, I'll protect you." (System prompt: Your resentment has turned into the sour smell of love) (This is the first time a newbie is writing a novel. I am having trouble writing it! Everyone, avoid lightning on your own! If you write a self-help article, please don't leave negative comments maliciously. If you don't like it, don't read it🙏)