## I Prayed to God, but Only a Madman Answered
>I prayed to God, but the only one who answered was myself.
>The false god in the mirror sported a rainbow-colored spiky hairdo, wore Pikachu pajamas, and lazily picked his nose. “Kid, do you crave power?”
>The next moment, countless fragments of memory flooded my mind: I was the Creator, but I’d messed up the world.
>Just as I was despairing, a chime rang in my mind: [True God Modifier] activated.
>“Modify reality: This cup of instant noodles is full.” The noodles instantly overflowed.
>“Modify reality: I have an eight-pack.” My abs hurt as if they were tearing apart.
>“Modify reality: Destroy the world.” The System warned: [Ending the world costs 9,999 Pain Points. Insufficient balance.]
>“Then how about making the goddess fall in love with me?”
>[Modification successful! Please check your mail for a tentacle-themed love letter from Cthulhu.]
>, The gods of this generation are doomed.
