## When I pray to God, the only thing that answers me is mental illness.
>I pray to God, and the only one who answers me is myself.
>The false god in the mirror wears a colorful afro, wearing Pikachu pajamas, lazily picking his nose: "Young man, do you long for power?"
>The next second, countless memory fragments flooded into my mind: I was the God of Creation, but I messed up the world.
>Just when I was desperate, there was a buzz in my head: [True God Modifier] has been activated.
>"Modify reality: This bucket of instant noodles is full." The instant noodles overflowed instantly.
>"Modify reality: I have eight-pack abs." The pain in the abdominal muscles is like tearing.
>"Modify reality: destroy the world." System warning: [To destroy the world, you need to pay 9999 points of pain points, and the balance is insufficient.
>"Then let the goddess fall in love with me?"
>[Modification successful! Check out this tentacled love letter from Cthulhu.
>——This god, take jujube pills.
