Shanhai App: From the Start, I Sent Ice Cream to Hanba

[Cross-Realm Friendship] [Socially Anxious Office Worker] [Goofy and Heartwarming] [The Ultimate Well-Connected Person]

After being laid off and nearly unable to pay rent, Jiang Che discovers an app on his phone that he can't uninstall.

That day, he receives his first bizarre order:

[Customer: Nü Ba]

[Request: Ten boxes of Häagen-Dazs, urgently! If I don't get them, it'll be a severe drought for a hundred miles around!]

[Reward: Divine Talent, Scorched Earth for a Thousand Miles (Beginner Version)]

Jiang Che is stunned. Delivering ice cream to the legendary drought demon? What kind of scam is this?

He decides to give it a try and accepts the order. The next second, the door to his bedroom opens onto a blazing, scorching Flaming Mountain!

From then on, his world is turned upside down.

"Bro, do me a favor. Bi Fang insists on having a dance-off with me. Can I borrow your Bluetooth speaker?" - from a Phoenix who loves dancing in the square.

"Xiao Jiang, I lost another game of chess to my old pal Zhulong. Can you help me figure out how to turn this game around? I'll teach you 'Foresight'!" - from Bai Ze, who reads the stars.

While the world's top financial magnates and hidden clans are still tearing each other apart over a single pill or cultivation technique, Jiang Che is staring at his phone with a headache. "Big Sister Nine-Tailed Fox is holding another tea party and wants me to bring milk tea... Qiongqi kicked Xingtian's head around like a ball again, so I have to go break up the fight... Sigh, another day of being forced to serve as the neighborhood committee director of the Shanhai Realm."

All right, leave it to me.