Also known as: After I Bound Myself to the God of Misfortune as His Dao Companion, I Won Without Lifting a Finger
(Hot-tempered commentator × mild-mannered jinx)
#OverworkedCultivator #LivestreamDisaster #LazyAncientAncestorScavengesScrap #RivalsTurnDaoCompanions
#SharedPainPlay #StruckByLightningAndFellInLove #TheWholeInternetWatchesMe Ascend
[Reader’s Guide]
◆ A hilarious, sweet, and satisfying story! High energy throughout, with no angst!
◆ The ancestor seems poor, but actually has a home full of tons of junk (immortal-world antiques).
◆ Livestream comments: cheering on the couple and chipping in for every lightning strike.
A hilarious, sweet, and satisfying story about Lin Xiaojuan, an overworked office worker who transmigrated and is forced to be a workaholic, and Shen Liangzhou, who seems like a poor, unlucky loser but is actually an invincible ancient ancestor.
Forced bond, cultivation partners, marriage before love…
The ancient ancestor protects and spoils his wife without limits…
The story begins:
Overworked office worker Lin Xiaojuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and gets bound to a sharp-tongued AI.
Livestreaming monster hunts for spiritual power loans, losing money on sect missions, and getting warned that her cultivation social security score is dropping: the soul of a modern office worker burns bright in the immortal realm!
To earn a three-spirit-stone subsistence allowance, she starts a livestream. A million viewers witness her perform a “midair 360-degree split before crashing down”
She lands right on the head of Shen Liangzhou, the top unlucky charm of Liuyun Sect, rival to her own sect.
And, as a bonus… she activates an ancient, mandatory marriage contract: the Dao Companion Heartbond!
The whole internet ships them: Qinglan Sect’s hard-working little rookie × Liuyun Sect’s unlucky scrap king
Lin Xiaojuan throws her head back and wails: Can I return this lousy Dao Companion within seven days, no questions asked?
Shen Liangzhou rubs his nose. “Sorry, I really didn’t mean to…”
One day, the Spirit Realm livestream explodes:
The unlucky guy is actually the founding patriarch!
Look! The rookie is ascending thanks to her Dao Companion!
