The Entire Court Chases Gossip, and Their Beloved Darling Becomes an Auspicious Sign

[Comedy] [Everyone Can Read Minds] [Gossip System] [Adored by All] [Face-Slapping, Sweet Satisfaction] [Inner Thoughts] Yu Xiaoxiao transmigrates with an immature Gossip System into the body of a cannon-fodder empress. She is foolish and wicked, and the emperor dotes on her least. From the start, reality knocks her flat like a capybara, leaving her completely useless. The System sincerely apologizes and promises to mend its ways, but unexpectedly, it lets Gu Zhaozhao's inner thoughts slip out.

Yu Xiaoxiao: [The emperor's precious first love has been poisoning him and feeding him boy urine every day.]

The sky falls in on Nangong Yi. Is there still time to make himself throw up?

Yu Xiaoxiao: [The Jade Consort's lover wants to climb into the emperor's bed. He risked his life to sneak into the palace just to peek at the emperor's fine backside.]

The Jade Consort turns to stone on the spot.

Nangong Yi: Don't stop me! I'm going to kill someone!

Yu Xiaoxiao: [Chancellor Mo has a nasty habit. He likes picking his nose and flicking his boogers into other people's covered tea bowls, then watching them drink and smugly congratulating himself.]

The assembled court officials brace themselves against the walls and gag. They wonder what the penalty is for killing a chancellor, and whether his family would be implicated too.

The entire court gets hooked on gossip. Gossip is fun once, and it's fun every time!

By accident, Yu Xiaoxiao becomes everyone's darling. Everyone's eyes light up when they see her, and she gains a whole crowd of powerful hangers-on.

By another accident, a foreign crown prince sets his sights on her and wants to take Yu Xiaoxiao back to his country to enjoy the gossip.

Nangong Yi draws his sword and faces him. "Dare to try to steal someone from me!"

The enchanting foreign crown prince: "Try me!"

Yu Xiaoxiao sits on little stools with the court officials, munching sunflower seeds as they watch the show.

A sunflower seed vendor hits his first big goal: he raises the price of sunflower seeds!