My name is Li Kuo, 28 years old, occupation: full-time "beautiful as a flower".
Specialties:
① Three sentences to make a woman spend 100,000 for me;
② Chat to death in five seconds;
③ Use egg fried rice to unify the tastes of wealthy families.
Shen Qingyan, 32 years old, is the youngest female boss in Jiangcheng. Shen Qingyan is the legendary iceberg boss who "loosens his tie with one hand and acquires a company in ten minutes."
Her life originally consisted of KPIs and coffee, until she picked me up at the dating corner - a beautiful waste who was unsaleable because he was "too oily".
So, a "contract marriage" with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan fell on my head:
"Externally, you act like a loving couple, but internally... You are responsible for being as beautiful as a flower."
I signed on the spot, and by the way, changed the clause in the terms "not to offend others" to "not to embarrass others."
She didn't even notice.
From then on, I married into a wealthy family and started the daily life of a househusband:
· Use Pinduoduo to create a Manchu-Han banquet to make your picky aunt smell delicious;
· The live broadcast of "Tutorial on Eating Soft Rice" has more than one million fans, and the first one on the list is his wife;
· She coaxed the cold and tyrannical boss into being clingy. After she got drunk, she hugged my sleeve and shouted, "Li Kuo, tell me another joke, or I won't be able to sleep."
Until one day, I found her old photos hidden in the safe——
Seventeen-year-old Shen Qingyan secretly photographed me in school uniform.
It turns out that the so-called "marriage first, love later" is her long-planned secret love.
I opened my diary and wrote the latest entry:
"Today I am being taken care of by my wife again. Tomorrow I will continue to work hard and be a waste——
After all, she gave too much. "