Cao Ang, a social animal from the Department of History, stayed up all night writing papers, and when he woke up he became Cao Cao's long-dead eldest son!
Facing the beginning of hell [7-day countdown to Wancheng's Sorrow], he burst into tears on the spot:
"CG of Dian Wei's martyrdom? Script about Cao Ang's death? This book benefit was wholesaled by the King of Hell, right?"
In order to survive, he decided to subvert history with modern saucy operations:
Advising Cao Cao not to accept the Zou family: "Dad! Widows are flammable. Forced marriage will trigger Lu Bu's Pro Max to turn black!"
A guide to anti-virus for Dian Wei: "Bedside wine is more deadly than arsenic! Brother, let's just stay at home as the sixth child!"
Madly yelling at Jia Xu: "Wen He, your script is too old-fashioned, I hope I will give you the whole job!"
When the poisonous arrow penetrated his chest, he was so painful that he became unconscious and still complained:
"Bad review... This book experience card expires too soon..."
But I heard a ding-dong sound in my head:
[Ding! You overturn the history line, your sand sculpture value is beyond the limit, and you unlock the 'Fate-defying system'!
From then on, the style of Three Kingdoms painting completely collapsed:
He saw a blood-red barrage floating above Cao Cao's head: [Suspicion value 91%] [Killing intent value ↓ Father's love ↑]
He took out penicillin to save himself: "Let's go with Cephalosporin and wine... Dad! Give me a skin test quickly!"
He refreshed Zhuge Liang's rockets: "Brother Wolong, this wave of straw boats borrows 6 arrows! Please refresh the rockets for linkage!"
Let Sima Yi experience the social death scene of "three horses in the same trough"
Watch "Inflammable and Explosive" for Zhou Yu in Chibi
When Cao Wei's cavalry crossed the Wu and Shu rivers and mountains, he sat on the dragon chair and sighed:
"What's so difficult about unifying the Three Kingdoms? What's difficult is getting the ancients to understand the homophones!"
