[The Empress is a real catch] [But I'm still ruthless] [A million troops march through Chang'an] [I'll scatter your ashes] [What do you mean, you were made into lotus root starch?] [Then what have I been drinking every morning?!]
Qin Wu had been driven to death by rage after taking out a million-yuan mortgage on an unfinished home. When he opened his eyes, he found he had transmigrated to the high-martial world of Yuan Star. With guidance from a benefactor, he overcame one challenge after another and became the dark horse top scorer!
He thought he had reached the peak of life, but who could have guessed that his flesh and blood would become a nourishing tonic for the Empress? The top scholar's cultivation was destroyed, and he was thrown into a furnace, left to suffer a fate worse than death.
At the brink of life and death, the System came to the rescue. Qin Wu honed a fiery gaze and inherited the Great Sage's legacy. He seized the chance to plunder the imperial palace, empty the inner treasury, and, before leaving, put his demolition genius to work and drove the Empress into bankruptcy.
From then on, Qin Wu devoted his life to “loving” all under heaven. With his right hand, he wielded strange and supernatural powers, using “Confucian combat theory” to roast his enemies. With his left, he summoned the Great Sun Tathagata, bringing the people a smiling “sunshine.”
He scattered countless strands of worry and sent endless clones to battle heaven and earth. The cry that heaven's mandate had fallen shook the world, and a million-strong army broke through Chang'an. The Empress's palace rang with lamentations late into the night, while severed bones were hung on roadside poles.
A compassionate heart will redeem the Empress? A golden cudgel will settle old grudges? No! One punch will send her to the Western Paradise! If you have anything to say, take it up with my full-coverage insurance!
