Douluo Dalu: The Red Oni’s Bill and Paimon’s Nickname Book

When Arataki Itto's Geo club smashes through the clouds over Douluo Dalu, when Inazuma's legal documents cover Shrek's lawn, and when Paimon's megaphone blares, “Red-haired chicken, you just crapped!”, the rules of this world are due for a rewrite. “Zhao Wuji, your turtle-fist technique will cost you 300 Gold Soul Coins!” Itto swings his club and smashes the Spirit Hall's archway, his wild laughter shattering the glow of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda. “Lord Xue Qinghe, you need to pay rent for breathing in the middle of the road.” Shinobu opens the Inazuma Cross-Border Tax Code, her pen colder than Sword Douluo's blade. “Blond orangutan, buying people over here!” Paimon dives with a megaphone, her nicknames hitting every villain right where it hurts. From “Farting Old Man” Dugu Bo to “Pope Granny” Bibi Dong, no one is spared. Punch the kidney-deficient Dai Mubai, kick the arsonist Ma Hongjun, talk the Sea God Island into submission, and stun the Rakshasa God with the bill. Watch the trio turn the Soul Master World upside down with Geo, settle the gods' unpaid debts with legal bills, and make the Red Oni's wild laughter and Paimon's demonic nicknames the loudest BGM in Douluo Dalu “Hey, you long-worm Douluo! Your scales are reflecting light and hurting my eyes. Under the Light Pollution Prevention Act, you're getting fined!”