I Opened a Black Market in a Tomb

(Personal headcanons + tomb raiding + sweet romance + the Young Five + resolving regrets + no bashing the main cast + family-bond focus for the Young Five + CP: Old Xie/Little Zhang) I don’t hate Wu Xie, I don’t hate Wu Xie. If you dislike Wu Xie, please move along.

A Wu used to be a retired System from the System Bureau. She self-destructed while doing a mission and blew up a small world, so she was forced to retire. Afterward, she opened a little shop, which unexpectedly became connected to the world of The Lost Tomb. Later, she discovered that it hadn’t been an accident after all...

Wu Xie: “The owner looks so familiar. Where have I seen her before?”

Xiao Ge: “After living all these years, I finally have a family.”

Hei Xiazi: “How come running a shop makes you even more ruthless than me?”

Master Hua: “I’ll put in two hundred million first. I want VIP status.”

Pangzi: “Well, I’ll be damned. You can order takeout in this tomb?”

Wu Sansheng: “After all that back-and-forth, we’re practically family. What’s wrong with giving me a discount?”

Xie Lianhuan: “So I cried for nothing?”

A certain Xiao Zhang: “My wife’s sweet kisses arrive before her slaps~”