"Dad, have you been caught soliciting prostitution again?"
"No, this time it's a crackdown on pornography in the world of cultivation!"
Lu Youwei, a wild boy who crawled out of the slums of the "Old City", whose biggest ideal in life was to have a hot meal - until he awakened a poor spiritual root and had a pirated copy of "The Map of Mountains and Rivers" in his mind.
What's even more outrageous is:
His father, Lu San, appears to be an old liar who relies on the "beauty trap" to earn a living. His actual identity is a mystery. Every time he escapes from prison, he carves a mysterious QR code on the wall.
His smart toilet is the immortal version of Siri, and can connect to the chat group of ancient monks. The group members include the "Little Junior Sister of the Danding Sect" and the "Jiange Sweeper Monk".
The demon girl from the Netherworld Sect drove a modified excavator to chase him, just because the barcode on his butt said "Inferior Processed Product" - but who can tell him why this broken spiritual root can crush the magic weapon with bare hands?
When Lu Youwei discovered that the chaotic spiritual root in his body was not an accident at all, but a conspiracy spanning twenty years, he had to face the truth:
His mother may be an ancient power, and the bronze USB flash drive she left behind contains a heavenly bug.
Every time his father was "caught for soliciting prostitution," he was trying to avoid being wanted by the cultivation world.
And he himself... May be the last "system vulnerability" in the entire world of cultivation.
"Smash, remember -" Lu San held the rose in his mouth and kicked the elder of the Netherworld Sect away, "The Chaos Spiritual Root is not a bug, it is a feature!"
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