There are legends about ascending to godhood spread throughout the world, but no one knows about it——
In the Jade Emperor's crown in the Golden Palace of the Immortal Palace, the nerve tentacles of the outer god "Yahweh" are curled up;
From the dome of Asgard's Hall of Valor hangs the infusion tube of faith that absorbs civilization.
Jiang Lang was originally a "civilization assessor" assigned by Heaven to the Odin pantheon. He calculated every day:
How many mortal worlds can be used to refine the elixir of virtue, and how many planes are suitable for squeezing the milk of faith.
Until Thor's hammer smashed out the gram slime on the dragon-binding nails, and the tangled love threads of the God King from Yue Lao's corpse detonated the black hole——
The hidden truths spewed out with the murder:
The furnace fault code is embedded in the handle of Thor's hammer, and every lightning bolt accelerates the demise of the mother planet;
The nine-headed willow imprisoned deep in the Rainbow Bridge has its scales covered with records of civilization's incineration;
And Jiang Lang's spine was burning the self-destruct key of the first-generation furnace builder...
At this moment, Odin's one eye cracked in the clouds, and the Jade Emperor's crown dripped with cerebrospinal fluid.
The gods weave a huge lie between the immortal class memorial and the faith contract:
"Cultivation to immortality is to eliminate impurities, and ascension is the supreme gift."
But turned the entire universe into an automatic slaughterhouse for sacrifices to foreign gods!
Jiang Lang stole the Thor's Hammer and smashed it into the Nine-pointed Pearl, causing Yawei's brain to corrode the thirty-third heaven;
Pierce the dragon-binding nail into the core of the one-eyed star and watch Asgard collapse in madness.
When the furnace overload alarm sounded throughout the world, Jiang Lang opened his arms to the burning galaxy——
"Look, these magnificent heavens..."
"It's just a squirming oil stain on the tablecloth of the divine feast!"
