Lin Xiao may be the most aggrieved saint in the world of cultivation——
Others joined the world to practice and fight bloody battles in all directions, but he was kicked down the mountain by his master and became a delivery anchor!
"Old men, watch out! The flying sword is Wia, the thunder in the palm is high-voltage arc, and this bottle of foundation-building pill is Malisu... Believe in science!"
In the live broadcast room, he held up the Nine-turn Golden Pill and smiled playfully;
Outside the camera, the Cultivation Family offered a reward worth hundreds of billions: "Expose this liar!"
Until the nuclear bomb locks the coordinates in the live broadcast room...
Lin Xiao scratched his head and sighed: "I said it was special effects - then who arranged the Pacific Fleet fireworks show!"
The next second, the entire beautiful National Military Port turned into a sea of fire on the satellite screen!
The global audience exploded:
"Anchor, you call this special effects for five cents?!"
"Brother No. 1 On the list rewards the oil fields for elixirs!"
"Pentagon Crowdfunding: Please change the testing site!"
While collecting the reward, he complained: "The Feijian driving license is guaranteed for 200,000 yuan, and the lightning rod is a trial set to resist the catastrophe... Hey, demon king, don't use rockets! I will not guarantee the after-sales service for the Transformation Pill your kid secretly eats!"
When the Cultivation Alliance besieged his warehouse;
When the flying fish suit of the Red Dust Guard is stained with divine blood;
All talents discovered——
This joking and entertaining anchor is actually the only king in the world of cultivation!
And deep in the Shiwanda Mountain, Xuanchen Immortal Lord cracked the melon seeds and chuckled:
"My good disciple, when you've had enough wandering, remember to come back and take over... I'm a mahjong teacher who is missing one of the three!"