I am Kakashi Hatake, an elite Jounin and Crown Prince Tutor of Konoha. Watching Naruto transform his shadow clone into a flying monkey every day, and watching Rasengan explode into New Year's Eve fireworks was the ultimate test of my fishing career. "Idiot! That's a shuriken, not a kunai!" What's even more outrageous is the flash teaching of the two pillars: "Look at my Tsukuyomi version of the Rasengan!" When Orochimaru was reincarnated and causing trouble, the prince took out the ultimate move: "Sasuke-san, look here! The art of concubine love!" The moment Itachi-senpai and I covered our eyes simultaneously, a certain snake was trampled into a mosaic by the passing ant army. Konoha Daily's headlines honestly don't deceive me: "Shocked! The plan to destroy the world was ended by puppy love on the spot."
