I’m Hatake Kakashi, a Konoha elite jonin and the Crown Prince’s tutor. Every day, watching Naruto turn his shadow clones into skyrockets and make the Rasengan explode like New Year’s fireworks is the ultimate test of my slacking-off career.
“Idiot! That’s a shuriken, not a kunai!”
Even more absurd is Sasuke’s sudden lesson: “Behold, my Tsukuyomi-style Rasengan!” When Orochimaru causes trouble with the Reanimation Technique, the Crown Prince pulls out his ultimate move: “Sasuke, look over here! The Mutual Love Technique!” The moment Itachi-senpai and I cover our eyes in unison, a passing army of ants dances all over that snake, stomping him into a mosaic. The Konoha Daily’s headline doesn’t lie: “Shocking! World-Destroying Plot Brought to an End by a Teenage Romance!”
