When others traveled through Long Aotian, I was told by the venomous fat cat at the beginning: You are the village's "most hope to resist beatings"!
Selection criteria? It was purely a matter of who was more unlucky - the one who was hit in the head by an old acorn at the entrance of the village was none other than me.
The eldest brother was so enthusiastic that he chased me with a log stick and wanted to "discuss" with a high-sounding reason: "You are the only one in the village who is weaker than me!"
On the way to escape, Fat Mao ruthlessly struck again: "Save it, you can't even beat that vicious donkey with its bright teeth at the entrance of the village!"
Sure enough, Brother Donkey bared his yellow teeth and blocked the way to death. There is a donkey in front of me and a brother behind me. When I was desperate, I came up with an idea and used the unique skill of a time traveler: "Brother donkey! Your shoelaces are loose!"
Thus, the most ridiculous guide to survival (and getting beaten) in a different world in history begins with this earth-shattering cry and the hilarious start!
