Lin Xiaofei is bound to the “Heaven’s Misfortune System,” whose goal is to make him the unluckiest person in the universe.
System: “Host, buy a lottery ticket right now. Make sure you don’t win a single cent!”
He buys every scratch-off ticket in the store, making the owner grin from ear to ear.
Then he scratches off twenty jackpot winners and drains the lottery shop dry.
The System crashes: “Host, I told you to be unlucky, not to fleece everyone!”
At a blind date, the System forces him to run his mouth: “Auntie, I don’t want to work hard anymore.”
The rich older woman’s eyes light up. “What an honest unlucky kid. Auntie will take care of you!”
When a powerful cultivator is undergoing tribulation, the System exclaims, “Hurry up and act as a lightning rod!”
The cultivator is roasted to a crisp, while a bolt of heavenly lightning pours into him and unblocks his Ren and Du meridians.
The System cries itself unconscious: “Host, please go cause trouble for someone else!”
The entire universe is hunting down this walking disaster, but the bounty notice adds: meals and lodging included, salary negotiable.
