Wang Dachui figured that the spiritual qi revival must mean Heaven was starving to death.
Otherwise, how could you explain him awakening a “live-wire constitution” after drinking a bottle of ice-cold cola, hopping around delivering takeout after a bite of a mutated strawberry, and even having the neighborhood supermarket’s freezer chase him around to become his “portable mini-fridge”?
Even more absurdly, the living things in the neighborhood were crazier than he was:
A husky who did stand-up comedy, roasted its owner’s intelligence every day, and gained a million followers with jokes about wrecking the house;
A ragdoll cat called Qian Duoduo that could produce money, whose biggest problem was that “the coins I make always land on my own feet”;
Auntie Li, who did square dancing and could whip her red ribbons into rainbows, even making pigeons learn the “Subject Three” dance with her;
And even a mung-bean ice pop had gained sentience. It refused to stay in the freezer and insisted on sunbathing for “photosynthesis,” only to turn the neighborhood into an ice rink.
Wang Dachui’s goals were simple: earn fifty extra yuan delivering takeout, drink three cases of ice-cold cola, and figure out:
Why did Brother Zhang’s calculator always turn “charge three-fifty” into “give three-fifty in change”?
Could Grandpa Chen’s tai chi really reform the “lump of dirt” that had fallen from another world?
And why did Lin Wan always draw him with rosy cheeks? Was it sunburn, or...?
It wasn’t until a delivery box carrying “otherworldly grilled sausages” fell from the sky one day that Wang Dachui realized:
What was the spiritual qi revival compared to this?
When the neighborhood square-dancing aunties video-called the Demon Realm’s Demon King to dance Subject Three, when the husky’s stand-up act reached the Immortal Realm, and when Qian Duoduo knocked out an alien envoy with coins,
The world had already turned into one big pot of cheerful chaos, and this delivery guy was probably going to moonlight as the “Interdimensional Foodie Liaison.”
