I Can't Believe I Became the Boss of the Cell World

[When a stock-market bagholder is reborn as a cellular transport worker, he uses a trader's mindset to send bacteria crashing into the "limit-down" zone!]

Li Huailin was a veteran bagholder whose investments in China's A-share market had left him bankrupt. The instant he jumped from a building, he opened his eyes and thought: What the hell? He'd become the motor protein K-73 inside a human cell! This cell was even more absurd than the stock market: E. coli was running a "monopoly merger" in the gut, Staphylococcus was staging a "hostile short sale" with its "armored forces," and even his own cell nucleus was like a "bureaucratic agency" that did nothing but make promises!

But a bagholder has a stubborn streak! He treated motor proteins as "traders," ATP as "liquid capital," and microtubules as "candlestick charts."

✔ He talked white blood cells into becoming a "limit-up commando squad," rallying them with, "Charge! Hit your KPI and earn ATP!" as they went head-to-head with the bacteria.

✔ He directed macrophages in an "asset restructuring," chewing the enemy to bits and recovering "resource packs" in the process.

✔ He even drew up a "performance blueprint" for the cell nucleus to attract investment, then turned around and used "antibody express delivery" to blow viral hackers into "delisted stocks"!

From a transport worker in the gut's shady underworld to the "tactical market maker" of the immune army; from a "junk stock" running from bacteria to a "blue-chip stock" that every cell begged to carry them to victory, Li Huailin strode along the microtubules with vesicle bombs in hand, making a triumphant comeback in this battle to defend the human body. In the end, he showed the entire cellular world what the boss of this generation was all about: the overwhelming power of a "biological financial tycoon" operating on a higher dimension!