[Funny, brainless, absurd, workplace wage slaves.]
Xiao Wang became an immortal with a single move and had only just gotten used to life in Heaven when the Old Man Under the Moon called him up to go to the human world and straighten out the dating market.
Xiao Wang: "I worked so hard to get up here. Why am I going back down?"
Old Man Under the Moon: "Don't say that. Didn't I come down too?"
Down in the human world, life was still hard. No four-wheeled sedan, just riding a little electric scooter through the middle of the road every day.
If the red strings can't be untangled, just cut them.
If the tangled mess can't be sorted out, make it even messier.
Weave vests and scarves out of the red strings of fate, then unravel them again and again.
"You tied the red string wrong. Pay attention!"
"You're the Old Man Under the Moon. I'm not."
Xiao Wang never looked at people's faces, only their ankles.
As Xiao Wang drank yogurt, he had to lick the lid clean. Crouched in a corner, he came up with a brilliant business plan.
Sell red strings online! One red string won't leave you out of pocket or get you scammed. Just 9.9 yuan, shipping included, and love delivered to your door.
Our slogan: Wear a red string and love is assured. Beautiful women and handsome men, by the potful!
