A Lazybones Transmigrates to Ancient Times and Accidentally Binds a Merit System

Modern-day Lin Xiaoman is a young man who just wants to lie flat. When he accidentally binds himself to a Merit-to-Godhood System, he is forced to transmigrate to ancient times and rack up points by doing good deeds. He plans to earn enough to go home and lie flat, but his outrageous antics make the ancients think he's a god. Even the emperor chases after him to appoint him Imperial Preceptor. And the System's rewards are completely erratic, offering everything from “postpartum care for sows” to “suona funeral anthems.”