When I woke up, I had become Dong Zhuo, the most powerful man at court.
Lu Bu stood beside the dragon throne, bristling with killing intent. The beauty trap had already been set, and the coalition of warlords was sharpening its blades beyond the pass.
I had already looted with my troops, burned Luoyang, moved the capital to Chang'an, and spent the night in the emperor's bed...
Want to survive?
Either keep being a tyrant reviled for all eternity, or carve out a way to live in this chaotic age.
Establish performance reviews, reform the court, replace assassinations with oversight and false accusations with work reports. Recruit talent at the Lantai, conquer the warlords, pacify the Xiongnu, crush the Nanman, subdue the Xianbei, open routes to the Western Regions, and ride down Rome... Unite the four seas and win the people's hearts!
The young emperor Liu Xie knelt and presented the imperial seal with a fawning smile.
“Grand Tutor, did the Han achieve its performance targets this year?”
“I, Dong Zhuo, have been a loyal Han subject. I've fought my whole life. Can't I enjoy myself for once?”
In the corner, the newly appointed Palace Attendant Sima Yi quietly made a note: “The Grand Tutor is supremely virtuous. He has declined the throne three times and does not covet imperial power!”
(A Three Kingdoms fantasy told from Dong Zhuo's perspective, inspired by unofficial histories.)
It's so well written, haha (ꄱੈˍꄱੈ)
Funny fat guy