Pirate: Gongsunli and I Joined the Straw Hats

Bringing laughter to the sea! The skills are deceptive, but they are designed to treat dissatisfied people! The King of Kings hangs up and is struck by lightning. Eluke takes his maid Gongsun Li directly into the world of pirates! The cheating system of awakening at the beginning, each skill is more outrageous than the last: [100% chance of receiving the sword with bare hands] - Even though he is as strong as the Yonko, he still has to kneel down and receive the sword obediently! [I brag and get struck by thunder] - I brag and you get struck by thunder, is that fair? [Damage transfer] - Hitting me is equivalent to hitting yourself. Celestial Dragons? You're right, just take action, but it's not me who gets hurt anyway! At the beginning, he beat up the Celestial Dragons angrily, and there was a bounty of 100 million Baileys for the first time! However, this is just the beginning of seeking death... In order to become stronger and return home, Aluk found a shortcut. By connecting with the beauties in the pirate world, he could gain combat power. As a result, the style of painting on the sea completely collapsed: Is Nami in danger? Eluke's move was 100% dead-handed. She teleported out of the bathroom and knelt down to catch the sword. She was saved, and her shame level was off the charts! Copy ability? Transformation Magic Carpet As long as the user sleeps for enough time, the fruit's ability can be copied. Perona: I slept on this blanket for three days and it kept He's so careless with me, I'm really afraid I'll get pregnant with his baby Treasure. Empress Hancock? Princess Weiwei? White star? CP0 Royal Sister? …It's all an unexpected gain! In the early stage, he stayed with the Straw Hats, in the mid-term, he established his own business, and in the later stage, he was invincible! This is a road to becoming a god paved with complaints, cool operations and weird skills! (The introduction is for reference only, the content of the text exceeds the standard!)