Hilarious + time travel + system + funny jokes + cultivating immortals + programmer culture + anti-routine + middle-aged counterattack
Li Jianguo, a 39-year-old laid-off programmer, plunged into the world of immortality with N+1 compensation and full of middle-aged anxiety.
The bound artificial mental retardation system will only pop up a window saying "code successfully": "Dear, your spiritual root is in arrears, please recharge 996 blessings to continue your life."
Li Jianguo flipped the table on the spot: "I've traveled through time, and I'm still doing KPI assessments?"
So he started hard-core cultivation:
The alchemy furnace is written as a Python script, with precise temperature control and an erysipelas rate of -99%;
Feijian uses the Ctrl+C/V method to copy Wanjian Guizong with one click;
The mountain protection array deploys distributed nodes and AI intelligently prevents bald intrusion;
Watch short videos in Dujie Cloud and use the "Tiandao Bug" to block the thunder.
When the immortal boss angrily accused him of blaspheming the way of heaven, Li Jianguo threw out his ancestral mechanical keyboard with his backhand:
"Stop talking nonsense, either GitHub will open source and cultivate immortality, or I will write a virus to delete the library and run away, restarting the Three Realms!"
