Anime Crossover: The Everyday Stand User

(Nearly invincible / everyday life / multiple heroines / JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure + Araki’s Mansion)

(To keep this from ruining your reading experience, I’ve set up a place here to check your brain. Remember to get in line.)

[By the way, the characters in Araki’s Mansion may be changed to varying degrees (otherwise, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure would steamroll everything). Please don’t worry about it. Even things like “annihilation” will only appear when the plot calls for them. Character ages may change too: someone might be White Jotaro in one chapter, then Black Jotaro again in the next. In short, everything serves the plot.]

My name is Joel Joestar, and I’m 19 years old. I currently attend Greenwood Academy. I know a little Hamon and have dabbled in Spin as well. Because of my father, I have some traits usually found in vampires. For example, I recover incredibly quickly, have a superhuman constitution, can heal by drinking blood, shoot bodily fluids from my eyes, and freeze things instantly. But don’t worry, I’m still human.

A Stand? Yes, I am indeed a Stand user. The ability might be hard to understand if I explained it, but according to my father, my “Eyes of Heaven” is the most powerful Stand he has ever seen.

Kaguya Shinomiya: “Carve the rhythm of Hamon into your heart!”

Miku Nakano: “Take this, the perfect Golden Spin!”

Mai Sakurajima: “This is a trial. People can only grow when they leave their childish past behind.”

Sakuya Izayoi: “Make sure to eat well at school. I’ll be waiting for you at home.”

Joel Joestar: “I’m so sick of Stand battles. All I want is a peaceful, ordinary life~.”