You Asked Me to Shoot a Short Drama, but I Proved the Dingdong Bird Doesn't Exist

In 2224, an outlandish assassination leaves Jin Ye with no memories. In 2024, struggling author Jin Ye lets his imagination run wild and transmigrates into the body of his own great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson, Jin Ye… A wealthy family’s son-in-law and financial conglomerate heir! Commander-in-chief of the Manhattan Crystal Interstellar Fleet! Sponsor of the Bean Pod Short-Drama Contest! He barely has time to enjoy his new life before discovering the absurdity of this world. Like brains in vats, everyone here has been fed the same myth: a bird’s “ding-dong” call in 2020 brought this world into being, and all history before it was drowned out by a great dog’s howl. So he decides to use the [Little Hao and Old Mo] stand-ins to enter the fray and pioneer the historical short-drama genre, long since forgotten by the world! The entire Federation is thrown into a frenzy Ye Wen: “This isn’t making short dramas. He’s dismantling the foundations of our civilization!” Lei Zhentian: “This guy’s interesting. The waves he stirs up in one day beat all the trouble we cause in a year!” Ding Yao: “Our stock prices are falling! He’s declaring war on our entire family!” Cai Kun: “We’re finished! If he keeps teaching people this stuff, nobody will watch domineering CEO dramas anymore!” Jin Ye smiles coldly: I have only one goal Kill that bird that goes “ding-dong”! This book features the Qin underground palace, Sanxingdui, Mu, the Maya civilization, Puma Punku, ancient aliens, prehistoric nuclear war, Atlantis, the Tunguska explosion… every kind of alternative history, all in one place. P.S. Some explanations of historical terms will be included in the author’s notes~