A Thunderous Start? Erjin Is Not Affected

[Cultivation of immortality + control of misfortune + 100% success + funny + light-hearted writing + decisive killing] Others rely on spiritual energy to cultivate immortality, but Cui Ming relies on bad luck to cultivate immortality! Traveling through the world of immortality, I was almost killed by lightning at the beginning, but unexpectedly awakened [the source of disaster]! Alchemy furnace? Small addition! The weapon refining failed? Great supplement! The disaster is coming? The banquet is open! The natural and man-made disasters, the backlash of inner demons, and the evil spirits of ancient battlefields that others avoid, in Cui Ming's eyes, are all panaceas for upgrading! As a result, the style of painting in the world of immortality changed suddenly: Master Cui, the "disaster-repelling master", was born! Alchemy? Refining weapons? Success rate? Doesn't exist! 100% Success, the fees are sky-high! The customer is grateful, Cui Ming's inner OS: Thank you Lao Tie for the gift package of failure and misfortune! The enemy is chasing you? Drinking water and stuffing your teeth are basic operations. Walking on flat ground and falling into the purple sky, thunder and calamity falls from the sky! This is a regular script! The magic weapon failed at a critical moment? Cultivation must be inconsistent? Cui Ming: The Yintang is dark, and it is recommended to reopen it. While others are walking on thin ice when exploring secret realms, Cui Ming specializes in picking up cursed magic weapons and unknown ancient scrolls, sucking up bad luck and turning waste products into artifacts! While others are still fighting for resources, Cui Ming has quietly turned "disaster" into an industrial chain! The jade pendant of bad luck seeks good luck and avoids bad luck? Does the Doom Star shirt get stronger the more it is beaten? The explosive star magic weapon blasts the enemy and recharges it? It's all trivial! The Tianjian Sect relied on his magic weapon to crush the cult, the Nangong family's genius machine master became a power bank for explosive stars, and the Demon Suppression Department had to look to him to deal with difficult and complicated diseases! Low-key development? Making a fortune in silence? No! Boss Cui's goal is to absorb all the disasters in the world and make them my ultimate power bank! As for those blind villains on the road~ Eat one of my ultimate nuclear bombs of doom to taste first!