After a car accident, Li transmigrates and becomes Wu Tian, the newly born Thirteenth Ancestral Witch in Pangu Hall.
Seeing his twelve blockheaded older brothers and sisters head straight for “domestic violence against Buzhou Mountain” as soon as they are born, destined to meet the same disastrous end, Wu Tian binds himself to the Great Desolate’s Biggest Villain System and begins his journey to becoming a bandit!
“Brothers and sisters, fists aren’t for punching mountains. They’re for taking things!”
“The Three Pure Ones have tons of magic treasures? Let’s take them! They’re Father God’s inheritance, so it’s only right that we claim them!”
“The demon race’s Heavenly Court is loaded? Tear it down! They’re sitting on prime real estate doing nothing with it, so it’ll make a perfect doghouse for us!”
“Hongjun wants to distribute treasures? Take everything! Even the Dao Ancestor shouldn’t be stingy. Learn to share the good stuff!”
And so the Great Desolate went completely off the rails.
The Three Pure Ones: “Please, stop robbing us! You’ve nearly stripped Kunlun Mountain bare!”
Di Jun: “I establish the Heavenly Court, you build a Witch City and steal my business? You even want to sterilize my crown prince? Wu Tian, you’re not human!”
Hongjun: “I told you to start a war between the witches and demons, not to haul off the Treasure Distribution Rock! Stop! That belongs to the Heavenly Dao!”
Looking at the Twelve Ancestral Witches he had thoroughly bamboozled, and the Great Desolate in total chaos, Wu Tian smiled calmly.
“Don’t panic. We witches don’t care about reason. We are the reason!”
