Tao Yao, the Celestial Realm’s number-one little troublemaker, accidentally spills milk tea and crashes the Three Realms’ Wi-Fi, the Primordial Peach Tree. Forced to descend to the mortal world and gather five-element petals, she does things like use an immortal-binding rope to hang laundry, sending every villager’s clothes flying into the sky; bake sweet potatoes in an alchemy furnace, prompting the immortal beasts to go on strike and demand back pay; and, on the side, recruit a cold and aloof sword cultivator as her personal power bank!
✨ On causing trouble:
Tao Yao’s life motto is: Heavenly rules? They’re for changing!
Get struck by lightning for altering a plaque? No big deal, it’s just a spa treatment!
Turn the Jade Lake into a milk tea pool? The demons rejoice: “Thank you, Princess, for cutting off the internet!”
🐾 On her teammates:
• A-Tao Doll: The sharp-tongued one, constantly roaring, “Princess, if you keep trying to get yourself killed, I’m jumping off the Executioner’s Terrace, and I’m taking your candied hawthorn with me!”
• Lu Qingrang: A cold, aloof sword cultivator on the surface, secretly hiding candied hawthorn. There’s even a bill tucked into his sword tassel: “Tao Yao broke three swords. Compensation: one basket of sweet potatoes.”
🔥 On the trials:
• Wood Petal Trial: The floating island illusion is too beautiful? Tao Yao: “It’s fake! Why would the Celestial Emperor ever praise me?!” (Then she turns around and demolishes the merfolk’s lair.)
• Fire Petal Trial: The witch doctor’s fear illusion? Tao Yao: “A world without candied hawthorn? That’s scarier than the Executioner’s Terrace!” (She goes on a rampage and burns a volcano bald.)
🍡 The ultimate goal:
Turn all five petals into candied hawthorn! (That’s a joke.)
Actually, it’s to save the Three Realms. But Tao Yao says, “Why the rush? Let me finish this skewer of candied hawthorn first!”
[Reader Reactions Ahead]
✓ Laughing like a honking goose: “The Matchmaker’s red strings being braided into Chinese knots? What even is this?”
✓ Merch superfan: “When will the A-Tao Dolls go into mass production? I need one to yell some sense into me!”
Motto: Better to break heavenly rules than fall in love. Save the world while snacking on peaches! 🍑✨
