Fine, I'll Come Clean: After Lying Flat, I Became a Legend in the Immortal Realm

While other cultivators stay up all night and work themselves to the bone, he lies flat and slacks off. While everyone else is chased by the Heavenly Dao, he chases it down to demand compensation. Everyone thinks he’s a pushover, but he’s wrapped in a ragged quilt, waiting for the System to send him a new fishing rod. “Today’s goal: catch an Immortal Emperor for a fish!”