On a stormy night, delivery rider Chen Guansheng accidentally sent a fake fortune-telling Taoist flying, and was forced to inherit a dilapidated, debt-ridden temple: Qingyun Temple. When he pushed open its creaking gates, he was greeted not by an ethereal sage, but by three bizarre “employees”: a half-bald nine-tailed fox who went berserk when the internet went down and scraped against the wall begging for Wi-Fi; a Qing-dynasty zombie stuck in a doorway, yelling, “Hungry... brain delivery!”; and a popular-looking painted-skin demon lamenting that an AI face-swap scammer had stolen the original image she had been using for a century.
To feed the ravenous monsters and pay the temple's bills for electricity, internet, and game credits, Chen Guansheng pulled out his cracked phone and launched the “Ghostbusters Didi” app. Exorcisms, homework services, ranked-game boosting: pay by scanning a QR code, and get a talisman voucher with every five-star review!
When the slack-off temple master turned his temple into the “Meituan of the spirit world,” using BOSS Zhipin to send overworked ghosts to the afterlife and an anti-fraud app to battle love-curse demons, an ancient monster king awoke beneath a city 5G tower and hijacked a global livestream: “Hey, everyone! Our underworld theme park is open for a limited time! Grab an Underworld Family Bucket, send a rocket to unlock a deep tour of all eighteen levels. Free shipping, dear!”
Chen Guansheng gripped his knockoff phone, plastered with “bad review” talismans, and roared, “Your user experience is terrible! Look at our Qingyun Temple: thoughtful service, honest prices, and five-star reviews from customers of all ages!”
**A laugh-out-loud comeback story about a modern-day office drone who uses food-delivery logic to whip the supernatural workplace into shape!**
