I was dressed as a little eunuch who had just been fucked, and when I opened my eyes, I was thrown into a mass grave.
Relying on my knowledge of palace dramas, I became the most sought-after salesperson in the harem:
He helped concubine An use snails to draw eyebrows, taught the nobles how to bathe in soap, and made a hundred taels a month by reselling dioramas.
The emperor watched with cold eyes as I deceived his concubine: "Xiao Yuzi, you are really good at sneaking into the camp."
Until the assassin attacked, he protected me and took a stab: "If I die... Can you be buried with me?"
Later, the archaeological team opened the coffin of the imperial mausoleum and suddenly discovered that the emperor in dragon robe was holding the skeleton of a eunuch wearing Dongzhu and wiping his forehead.
Among the funerary items was a yellowed note: "Hold my legs, don't even think about running away."
