Korean Showbiz: Don’t Mess with This Mom

SM threw me away? That was only the beginning of my life

[What do you think of Utopia’s Top, the ungrateful wolf?]

Top comment: More popular than Run 2, but she has a boyfriend who’s a lovesick fool like Run 3

[How did Five Girls One end up in Xiao’s pocket?]

Top comment 1: You probably want to see the five million-view fancams of Five Girls One’s Lin Yuanshu. Yuanxiao’s mom is about to hit the battlefield, so hide your husbands ;-)

Reply: The most popular one is still the fancam with her brother-in-law there... Little Han just spoils the lovebird like this ^^

Top comment 2: What? (hands on hips, covering mouth) (biting lip, batting eyelashes) An idol who had a solo single debut at No. 3 on Melon in her third year after debut? A female idol who’s stayed in the top three in Chinese fan-voting? A female idol who can send Korean trends and Weibo trending topics soaring with just one look? (screaming and crawling) Oh heavens, can someone like that really exist? (palms together) Of course! Check out Five Girls One’s Wonseo and her latest collaboration single!

[How do fans of the so-called Sima family feel about Run 4’s debut?]

Top comment 1: If she doesn’t run, should she just wait for Sima to sharpen his knives and go after her chin?

Top comment 2: You probably want to see “Stay away from our oppa”

[How did Xiaoyuan gradually grow into such a huge ship?]

Top comment 1: Xiaoyuan got so good at attracting the girlfriends of her rumored partners that she grew tired of it

Top comment 2: A thoroughly authentic Korean flag, a troubled family background, impeccable public manners, excellent all-around skills, and a naturally lively face that any Korean would want to kiss

Content warnings:

1. Entirely fictional and unrelated to real life

2. Warning for morally dubious behavior. I have no ill will toward idols

3. Everything is purely in service of the plot