Wrong! The Third Young Lady Is a Rakshasa Reborn

Yesterday, she was poisoned to death by her own mother and had her face slashed by her sister. Today, she stood before everyone, safe and sound.

Whose memory was faulty, or was she not the real person at all?

Her birth mother said she must have become an evil ghost, come back to claim her life.

But she was clearly warm to the touch, and she cast a shadow. How could she be a ghost?

Her sister said she couldn’t possibly be the real Chi Yanyan. Someone else must be impersonating her!

Then tell me, where is the real Chi Yanyan?

The Junior Minister of the Court of Judicial Review said, “Third Miss Chi must be a hidden master of the Dao. Please accept my bow.”

Hmph. Open your eyes and look carefully. What kind of Daoist master would offer souls as a sacrifice?

They say the third young lady of the Chi family was unrivaled in talent and beauty, renowned throughout the capital, until an unfortunate loss of her chastity sent her reputation plummeting.

But with my own eyes, I saw a half-immortal who captures ghosts and destroys spirits, able to scatter a ghost’s soul with a single move?

What a joke!

I am the Rakshasa woman of the road to the underworld. With the Book of Yin and Yang in hand, a single drop of heart’s blood lets me see your past and present lives.

I never expected that after coming to the human world, I wouldn’t get to throw my weight around, and would instead have to put up with mortal nonsense!

It’s like sprinkling Sichuan peppercorns outside your neighbor’s door: you’ve got to be kidding me.

Who still has a death wish and wants to treat me like a ball of dough, kneading me any way they please?

Come on, line up over here. I’ll hand out a ghostly goodie bag to each of you.

Ghosts of childbirth, water ghosts, child ghosts: you name it.

Ghost familiars, hanging ghosts, exam ghosts: guaranteed to satisfy.

Moving ghosts is no easy job, so please don’t leave a middling review. Thanks for understanding!