They say that eating melons is risky, and you need to be careful when watching. I didn't believe it before, but now I do.
My name is Li Nian. One second I was in awe of a certain popular star's shocking big melon, and the next second I was struck by a Purple Sky Divine Thunder and my soul flew out of the sky.
When I became conscious again, my dear, I became a tree - the famous ginseng fruit tree in the ancient world, and was "installed" with a [Daoguao-Eating System]. I really like the system's slogan: As long as the melon is big enough, Daozu will also have a holiday!
Okay, it seems that I am locked in the career of "eating melons" for the rest of my life.
But the problem right now is that Brother Monkey is coming to hack me!
In order to save the life of the tree, I consumed the "melon energy" to produce the "Teaching People Fruit", hoping that the two boys Qingfeng Mingyue would influence Brother Monkey with their love and turn their hostility into friendship.
I never expected that the effect of the fruit was so strong that the two boys were overly enthusiastic. They actually served Tang Monk and his disciples like ancestors. They even opened my orchard and waved their hands: "Holy Monk, you're welcome. Eat as much as you like. I'll keep you satisfied!"
Me:? ? ? I just want you to make friends, why are you leaving me to help myself? !
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Many years later, when all the saints from the three realms were trembling in my "circle of Taoist friends", I wiped the melon juice from the corner of my mouth and burped with satisfaction.
Then he looked up at the supreme Zixiao Palace and smiled: "All the melons in the three realms have been eaten. Next... It's our turn..."
