Our Whole Family Becomes Treacherous Officials, Then Raises an Emperor for the Ages

#Group Transmigration #System #Court Intrigue #Comedic Family Darlings #Chinese-Style Folklore Horror

The history books have spoken: every member of the Shen family is a treacherous villain, and the day the new emperor ascends the throne will be the day they are executed by a thousand cuts.

When five modern people transmigrate into cannon fodder doomed to die

**The sickly herbal medicine PhD** (Shen Youwei) binds herself to a Divine Physician System while coughing up blood: “One merit point buys me one more day of life… Help me up, I can still save ten people!”

**The anti-corruption prosecutor** (Shen Qingshan) feels his throat and awakens the power of Speech: “I can tell three truths a day, but insulting the tyrant costs me years off my life? What a raw deal!”

**The bankrupt woman CEO** (Madam Zhou) sees the empty treasury and slams the table: “We’ll sell glass mirrors and open grain shops. I’m going to be the richest woman in the Six Kingdoms!”

**The High Court clerk** (Shen Yan), with a crippled left hand, frantically works through exam questions: “My left hand can solve every case in the realm, and my right can tear apart your dungeon!”

**The veteran artisan carpenter** (Uncle Zhong) unlocks Lu Ban’s secrets after losing a finger: “Today I’ll build a lock to protect my master. Tomorrow I’ll carve the emperor a mech!”

The whole family keeps coughing blood as they fight to change their fate and compete like mad, only to find the tyrant Xiao Che, just as the history books describe him, slumped on his dragon throne, slurping spicy strips.

“Dear ministers, how about I split the kingdom with you? I just want to hang out on the forums!”