A socially awkward, blunt loner dreamed of becoming a proper Sword Immortal, but ended up a complete nobody. Then, at the worst possible moment, the worst luck imaginable struck! Starving in the freezing snow until he was seeing stars, he accidentally swallowed an ancient divine (scam) fruit called the Yin-Yang Reversal Fruit. His dantian instantly turned into an out-of-control washing machine, and, even more absurdly, he was "forced to bind" himself to Murong Bing, a genius ice cultivator from the Valley of Forgetting Love, in an extremely awkward position!
