My Cat Shook Its Head, So I Aborted My Five-Month-Old Baby

I was five months pregnant when my cat suddenly started shaking its head.

Without a second thought, I decided to get an abortion.

All our friends and relatives tried to stop me. My husband even fell to his knees, weeping:

“The cat just shook its head! Have you lost your mind?”

But I clutched the doorframe, my hand trembling with the force of my grip, my face full of terror.

“I can't have the baby. The cat shook its head.”

My husband's eyes were bloodshot as he glared at me. “If you get an abortion, we're getting divorced!”

I nodded. “You can have all our marital assets. I'll even give you another hundred thousand...”

“The baby can't be born.”

“Because the cat shook its head.”