[1V1, sweet pet, immortality, daily life, worldly feelings, non-historical ancient sayings, gentle and talkative/slow and outsider female protagonist vs. Indifferent and world-weary/clingy, lazy and paranoid male protagonist]
ps: The male and female protagonists are not normal people! In the early stage, there was no concept of male and female defense, and getting close to each other was based on personal preference.
Wakabayashi is a floating spirit.
The birth of floating spirits is not limited to regions. They condense with the wind and then scatter somewhere, becoming floating spirits.
A certain Metasequoia forest has been condensed for thousands of years and gave birth to Wakabayashi.
The male protagonist is a living dead corpse.
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Mr. Jiang, why is your fishhook straight?
My name is Jiang Ziya!
Wang Chan, did your deduction skills lead to you being thrown out?
I saw a man named Li Er had a cow, and I wanted it too.
Why is the Qin dialect so difficult to learn?
Fuck you, you are asking this question. Have you already learned Qi Guo dialect?
Han Xin is so good at eating, look for an opportunity to get rid of him!
Did you hear that? Duke Anhan usurped the throne!
Look, is this a meteor shower? Could it be that this person named Liu Xiu is not a human race?
Idiot, it fell down, run away!
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Why do human dynasties keep changing?
Does it affect your eating habits and laziness?
Xiaochuanchuan, you have learned so badly that you are beginning to dislike me.
[Instructions for reading the article]
1. In order to highlight the age of the protagonist, the timeline of the article is based on the general historical trend. It can be regarded as an adaptation of events that occurred in a parallel world line. Please do not elevate it to reality, as it is not a serious ancient saying.
2. The timeline in the article is described according to the protagonist's concept of time, which sometimes differs from the real time.
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