Wang Wei, a scumbag in the Department of Veterinary Medicine, woke up and became a "high-school culture" technician at the pig farm of Hongxing Commune in 1973.
The beginning is hell mode: all the pig ancestors go on a collective hunger strike! The field director was so anxious that he hit the wall!
When I was blinded by the "Barefoot Veterinary Manual" written vertically in traditional Chinese, a gilded "Encyclopedia of Sexual Knowledge" fell out from the corner and smashed it into the pig food bucket!
A flash of inspiration! Wang Wei patted her thigh:
"Pigs mature too early! They have too much energy and nowhere to vent it! Endocrine disorders lead to loss of appetite!"
The field director was confused: "What? Sexual... Precocious puberty?"
"Yes! Thoughts must be guided! Practices must be guided!" Wang Wei picked up the wet banned book and said with a positive look on her face: "Director! We have to open a class for pigs! Focus on studying... The three centimeter hanging length phenomenon!"
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Thus, the study class at the No. 2 Pig Farm of Hongxing Commune officially started in an empty room at the farm that was filled with the smell of pig manure and a faint smell of swill!
When Wang Wei wrote "Research and Production Practice Guidelines on the Three Centimeter Suspension Length of Pig Whip" on the blackboard with trembling hands, the audience fell into an unprecedented awkward silence...
Commune leaders made a surprise inspection and encountered the teaching of "artificially assisted collection"
