Ye Xiaozuo is a once-in-a-million cultivation prodigy of the Qingyun Sect - his spiritual roots are so top-notch that he can automatically absorb spiritual energy. His master is an unparalleled sect master who can pick up ancient magic weapons even by stepping on a stone when he goes out.
The whole sect felt that he should go into seclusion to practice hard and attack the Immortal Lord, but he didn't.
While others were seeking stability during the calamity, he carried a paint tray and drew emoticons for Lei Jie. He was so angry that Lei Jie tilted his direction and blew up the villain's lair on the hill next door;
Others went into the secret realm to hunt for treasures. He squatted at the entrance of the secret realm and played guessing games with the guardian beast. If he lost, he would cheat and pull out the beard. In the end, the guardian beast cried and gave him the treasure and begged to let him go.
When others saw the villains fighting and killing each other, he leaned over and handed melon seeds: "Hey, your battle is not exciting enough. How about I help you cheer up?"
The whole world of immortals is waiting for him to commit suicide, but every time he can turn a dead situation into a living drama by relying on his ridiculous luck + teammates taking the blame + enemies and pig teammates.
The sect leader pinched his beard and sighed: "If this evil disciple doesn't seek death, I won't be able to sleep."
Ye Xiaozuo gnawed on the spiritual fruit and rolled his eyes: "Cultivation as an immortal is so boring. If you don't seek death, what's the difference between it and a stone?"
——In short, this is a story about "Tianhu insists on fighting randomly at the beginning, but relies on bug-level luck to turn the world of immortality into a happy comedy."
