[Refreshing article + multiple female protagonists + Lao Liu + scheming + hilarious + contrasting cuteness]
As soon as Lin Xiu opened his eyes, he became a new disciple of Beihai Academy with "roots upright and Miaohong" in mind. Appearance? Carved in pink and jade, elegant and easy-going, it is reserved for future saints. Heart? Crazy OS refreshed the screen: "How long do you have to kneel for this broken etiquette? Knee pads! Where are my knee pads!" "Sheeping wool? I'm a professional at this!"
The activated [Gou Dao Sacred System] is even more outrageous: you can become stronger by misinterpreting "The Analects of Confucius"!
A gentleman's sword on the surface, lime powder on the back. Sneak attack, blame-shifting, third-way attack? Don't do anything basic! No way:
The cute childhood sweetheart Ye Zhiwei: "Brother Xiu is so good at studying~" (Did she unconsciously activate [Speech and Dharma Suit] to save my dog's life?)
Tsundere Sword Fairy Su Wanqing: "Hypocritical! I will tear your mask apart!" (Her photo studio photographed my crotch split open to expose my soft hedgehog armor?)
The wonderful voice of the Buddhist saint: "Donor, fear of the head is not true wisdom..." (She saw through the nature of my Taoism and gave me the life-saving Bodhi seed?)
Filter brother Xiao Yu: "Brother Lin has done his best to eliminate evil, he is so chivalrous!" (I spread lime to kill the servant, and he was moved and gave me gold-eating ant eggs?)
Besieged by demonic cultivators? Zhao family seeking revenge? Beast tide breaks out? Ancient demon resurrected? Don't be afraid! Let's see what Lin Xiu does:
Talking nonsense in a serious manner, harvesting the wool of the three realms!
Use the most elegant face to do the most stupid thing!
In the weird style of painting in which everyone imagines me as a "true gentleman", I have become a generation of saints (sixth).