I traveled to Qin Shihuang's bath and was treated as an assassin.
In desperation, I took out the anti-wolf spray: "Your Majesty! This is the elixir of life!"
He squinted and took a sip, causing a terrible cough that night.
Three months later, he hugged me and returned to modern times: "My beloved concubine, is there any elixir in this world?"
I pointed to the instant noodles and said, "This is the secret recipe for longevity."
He brewed three buckets of it religiously, and his fans exceeded one million during the live broadcast: "Your Majesty! Can you try the elixir?"
He replied coldly: "This gift is only for my beloved concubine Lin Miaomiao."
