My neighbor Saitama got stronger, with one side effect: he went bald.
As for me, Lin Xu, I got stronger the more my neighbor beat me up, with one side effect: my hair kept getting thicker?! Uh... I guess that's not so bad…
Bang (striking a stance): "Young man, why does your Flowing Water Rock-Smashing Fist have the aura of a silky-smooth shampoo?"
Tatsumaki (stomping her foot haughtily): "Hmph! You're strong, but your hair is so distracting! (I'm so jealous, boohoohoo...)"
King (breaking into a cold sweat): "Could it be... that the secret of your strength lies in that awe-inspiring head of hair?"
Saitama (with a complicated look): "Um... could you share a little with me? Just a tiny bit…"
Lin Xu (running off with his head in his hands): "Teacher Saitama! Stop hitting me, stop! If you hit me again, I'll have to go get another haircut…"
This is the story of how I became the Hero Association's ace thanks to my "kind neighbor's" daily beatings, and unexpectedly sparked a global fashion trend. (Also known as: How to Become a Handsome Guy.)
Very well written, keep up the good work.